TURBINE PISS RECORDS

nite school. where to begin. well Firstly, i will say that i do not know if the band prefers the spelling NIGHT SCHOOL or NITE SCHOOL, and i also know that there are many other bands called night school, so for the sake of punk history text books, we will refer to them as NITE SCHOOL. we first heard of NITE SCHOOL when we went to record a smooth brain 7" at the 71st door (aka BLACK EYE...A big scary house on the east side that is no longer around but was cool when it was). kevin, drummer of smooth brain, (and also world famous member of NINE SHOCKS TERROR, PLEASURE LEFTISTS, and THE MORMONS) told us he and Steve (world famous member of NINE SHOCKS TERROR, PLEASURE LEFTISTS, HOMOSTUPIDS, FOLDED SHIRT, and THE MORMONS), were jamming some punk tunes with BRANDON from the nationally renowned punk group from bufalo BROWN SUGAR. PAUL MACCARONE (world famous recorder of all good cleveland bands of the past decade) would be the one to record it.

so yea, 3 men, get together to write punk songs but um....no singer... so they recorded the songs and i heard through the grape vine that they wanted a BAD NOID to sing, they didnt give a fuck who they just really wanted a NOID ON VOCALS!!! their first pick was tom but he couldnt get a ride to the recording session?? so GEORGE who plays GUITAR for BAD NOIDS stepped up to the plate and recorded vocals for all the songs and then gave it to kevin and steve and said um hope you like it. i think they liked it because we made it a 7".

which leads me to my next point....we had heard these songs a lot but these guys never did anything with it so i think richard (of the legendary SAUCEPAN RECORDS) said well if no one is going to release this and you boys dont give a fuck if these recordings will live or die, god damn it i will find 3 or 4 other suckers to help me put it out!!!! so he asked us and then we were gonna do a split label release between TURBINE PISS, SAUCEPAN, and FERAL KID, but FERAL KID some how got lost in the mix because i dont think they have anything to do with this release. so BRANDON from BROWN SUGAR co-released it with us, and GEORGE the SINGER helped release it, and of course SAUCEPAN and then US. so we only got 100 presssed so its going to be very rare someday when some fat BLOG ADDICT with a homostupids tattoo decides its a CLASSIC.

so finally a forgotten recording from 2013 featuring all members from the best REGIONAL punk bands is released and you need it now mister. it is midtempo and it is bouncy and it is scary and it sounds like they are wearing leather jackets and spitting on you but really they are all wearing levi 511's and paying their bills on time. for fans of BROWN SUGAR, ADOLESCENTS, and RANCID.

if you are a idiot online distro please make this your description thanks:

"Red hot smegma punk featuring members of 9 SHOCKS TERROR, HOMOSTUPIDS, PLEASURE LEFTISTS, BROWN SUGAR, and BAD NOIDS.... Truly an ensemble for Winnie-The-Pooh's like you!"

LISTEN!!!



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