Saturday, November 14, 2015



if you ever watch a cruelster live video this is the one to watch. very recent. good ending and a good cover for our boston fans.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

THE PERVERTS AGAIN RECORD IS HERE...



and it was not released by us!!! it was released, in full, by NON-COMMERCIAL RECORDS, the famous north american label that has famously released clasic cleveland records by INMATES, CIDER, H-100'S, DARVOCETS, and trillions more. we are doing a write up on this site because everyone involved in this label is in the band PERVERTS AGAIN (even though two of them didnt help pay for the nite school 7"....) and we worked tirelessly to produce an album with full songs that were diff from the quick blurts of riffs that cruelster songs have been in the past, though still very talented and genius none the less. it has a sound like you've never heard before... something like if EMINEM was the singer of CRUELSTER and all the songs were slowed down. please enjoy this giant press release from PAUL of NON-COMMERICAL RECORDS, as well as a kind and humorous (albiet misleadingly rapey) review by CHRISTINA PAP of AUSTRALIA's BLOW BLOOD RECORDS and VANILLA POPPERS:

"OK I swore to myself that I would never put another record out. Mainly because I have no free time and I suck at it. But I loved this recording so much, it deserved to be heard and they needed someone to get it to the masses! So trust me when I say this shit destroys. Not one of my usually aggressive, hardcore punk releases on this pathetic label. I guess you would call it punk, but is much more than that and much weirder. Super catchy Cleveland weirdo shit made by 4 friends in their early 20's. Only 300 made ever. Most likely my last release so buy 'dis shiite.

-Paulito NON-COMMERCIAL RECORDS Est. 1994

Check out this review !!

Wearing shades, sporting a dirty comb over and leaning back in the drivers seat of a rusted out jalopy. He sits across the road and shamelessly eyes off children laughing while playing ball during recess time. He’s a pervert again, but what happens in the day or goes through the mind of a man that looks at kiddies clothes like it’s girls gone wild on spring break? A solemn guitar opens, hitting one note with mindless repetition, the rest of the instruments soon introducing themselves and a dull voice that is not surprised anymore by any obscenities he sees or that happens to him. From the kids that brought you CRUELSTER, it’s the day in the life of a fucking loser - a pervert again and always.

Alone in a world of absurdity, the drums keep you walking in the same spot while a comically dark world moves around you, the guitars squeals and bass lines stomp around you creating bleak characters viewed through eyes beaten down living in Cleveland Ohio. Living in a bubble of selfish gluttony and isolation, refusing to integrate in the world but having no choice to live in it anyway. From warnings about the dangers of knifes, bullets and bombs to complaining about falling over and hurting your knee. They produce depraved punk tunes with a garage over-tune to groove to. Watching them perform live, they march to a steady beat of their own weird lives. You’re a pervert in life, doing things considered unacceptable and shameful, they just put all that dumb simple yet unacceptably perverted life jibberish that no one cares about into song form.

“Our Big Party” - Perverts Again invite you to listen to a new wave of punk coming from their lives residing by the mistake by the lake in Cleveland, Ohio. Out now on the degenerative “Non Commercial Records” that introduced you to cult punk gems like INMATES, CIDER, H100’s, The DARVOCETs and other dirty favourites.

Retail not inc. post: $12 plus shipping Wholesale (more than 5) not inc. post: $10 wholesale Contact: Email Paul for final price Paypal: ntc11213(at)gmail(dot)com"



as you can see MY MIND'S EYE, cleveland record store, now has copies. it will make its way to distros very soon....if you would like wholesale copies then contact ntc11213@gmail.com..

Monday, September 7, 2015

nite school. where to begin. well Firstly, i will say that i do not know if the band prefers the spelling NIGHT SCHOOL or NITE SCHOOL, and i also know that there are many other bands called night school, so for the sake of punk history text books, we will refer to them as NITE SCHOOL. we first heard of NITE SCHOOL when we went to record a smooth brain 7" at the 71st door (aka BLACK EYE...A big scary house on the east side that is no longer around but was cool when it was). kevin, drummer of smooth brain, (and also world famous member of NINE SHOCKS TERROR, PLEASURE LEFTISTS, and THE MORMONS) told us he and Steve (world famous member of NINE SHOCKS TERROR, PLEASURE LEFTISTS, HOMOSTUPIDS, FOLDED SHIRT, and THE MORMONS), were jamming some punk tunes with BRANDON from the nationally renowned punk group from bufalo BROWN SUGAR. PAUL MACCARONE (world famous recorder of all good cleveland bands of the past decade) would be the one to record it.

so yea, 3 men, get together to write punk songs but um....no singer... so they recorded the songs and i heard through the grape vine that they wanted a BAD NOID to sing, they didnt give a fuck who they just really wanted a NOID ON VOCALS!!! their first pick was tom but he couldnt get a ride to the recording session?? so GEORGE who plays GUITAR for BAD NOIDS stepped up to the plate and recorded vocals for all the songs and then gave it to kevin and steve and said um hope you like it. i think they liked it because we made it a 7".

which leads me to my next point....we had heard these songs a lot but these guys never did anything with it so i think richard (of the legendary SAUCEPAN RECORDS) said well if no one is going to release this and you boys dont give a fuck if these recordings will live or die, god damn it i will find 3 or 4 other suckers to help me put it out!!!! so he asked us and then we were gonna do a split label release between TURBINE PISS, SAUCEPAN, and FERAL KID, but FERAL KID some how got lost in the mix because i dont think they have anything to do with this release. so BRANDON from BROWN SUGAR co-released it with us, and GEORGE the SINGER helped release it, and of course SAUCEPAN and then US. so we only got 100 presssed so its going to be very rare someday when some fat BLOG ADDICT with a homostupids tattoo decides its a CLASSIC.

so finally a forgotten recording from 2013 featuring all members from the best REGIONAL punk bands is released and you need it now mister. it is midtempo and it is bouncy and it is scary and it sounds like they are wearing leather jackets and spitting on you but really they are all wearing levi 511's and paying their bills on time. for fans of BROWN SUGAR, ADOLESCENTS, and RANCID.

if you are a idiot online distro please make this your description thanks:

"Red hot smegma punk featuring members of 9 SHOCKS TERROR, HOMOSTUPIDS, PLEASURE LEFTISTS, BROWN SUGAR, and BAD NOIDS.... Truly an ensemble for Winnie-The-Pooh's like you!"

LISTEN!!!



to purchase please email turbinepissrecords@gmail.com

Saturday, August 1, 2015

IT'S HAPPENING...

Ladies and whisper whips! the PERVERTS AGAIN LP is happening. not too many details yet but it will be out in a few months on the world famous NONCOMMERCIAL RECORDS.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

CRUELSTER TOUR 2015

welp its a big tour comin up we are doing midwest and big canada and scraping the coast. we will have our brand new 100% turbine piss 7" with us. come meet us, find out what we look like, why we are the way we are, and what we are going to be doing that nite. if you dont have a ipod, u should probably get one soon..here are the dates

make them wonder why

in the year 2015

8/7 - urbana, IL @ dingbat dungeon w/ urochromes
https://www.facebook.com/events/890761901020921/

8/8 - minneapolis, MN @ the rathole w/ urochromes
https://www.facebook.com/events/797914266982358/

8/9 - winnipeg, MB @ punk club 248
https://www.facebook.com/events/111233129220786/

8/10 - calgary, AB @ tubby dog
https://www.facebook.com/events/1626192114306052/

8/11 - kamloops, BC @ zach's tea and coffee
https://www.facebook.com/events/701831909922417/

8/12 - vancouver, BC @ 333
https://www.facebook.com/events/1412900495700813/

8/13 - seattle, WA @ my tunnel
https://www.facebook.com/events/915173018556268/

8/14 - portland, OR @ tba

8/15 - los angeles, CA @ beserktown ii
https://www.facebook.com/events/1396282097357141/

8/16 - sacramento, CA @ the colony
https://www.facebook.com/events/860242797374344/

8/17 - san francisco, CA @ honey hive
https://www.facebook.com/events/746499248803901/

8/19 - salt lake city, UT @ broadway deli

8/21 - st.louis, MO @ foam coffee and beer
https://www.facebook.com/events/1147785755238302/

8/22 - pittsburgh, PA @ skull fest
https://www.facebook.com/events/881990855223362/

Sunday, May 31, 2015

knew tape from know-so. known as piss from cruelster, and nathan from smooth brain... solo tape with kid gone crazy on drums. order now...very limited. spiraling nonsynth punk from the suburban sewer. first demo recorded on 4 track in march 2015, EP coming soon. give them revenge. give those people revenge and buy this tape

Monday, April 20, 2015

NEW CRUELSTER 7"

hello nasties. new cruelster 7" record titled "terminal windmill" is out with a bang. please buy at the paypal link below. if you would like to order differently, email turbinepissrecords@gmail.com. records ship in early may. this is not the actual art. the actual art is currently a surprise.

buy now




we have created different record combo's in case you want to buy other cruelster records too. please email us if you have any questions. i know that this is a very unfortunate way to order a record.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

little march update for st. patricks day anistons

so you’re reading this… um… cool? well we are turbine piss records and finally we have some news to tell to you that you will tell to your friends and best friend. we have some new releases, some new news, and a couple other things.

firstly, cruelster has released a new tape entitled “first demo 2006.” it is not from that date. instead, it was written recorded in february 2015. there are several songs and they are the strangest yet. you can only purchase that tape from FERAL KID RECORDS at:


secondly, cruelster is running out of “potatoe boys” LP. this was cruelster’s debut LP and has received smiles and claps from people acrossed the internet. cruelster recently closed their potatoe boys phase at a show in houston, texas, where potatoes were softly boiled and subsequently thrown hard! there are not many but they are the last of our personal copies. surely they are available via distros acrossed the country. we also are running out of our 7” split with putrid cause. they are cheap and few, so get one… this things can be bought at our online store along with a new cruelster shirt:


we have also completed another local compilation for valentines day called “IN LOVE OR IN VITRO.” there are only a few copies left. it is available on red cassette and features perverts again, prison moan, real regular, bat manors, and more. it can be bought here:


well i think thats it. perverts again has big things coming up so cruelsters not touring for a while to focus on that. we also went on a tour that was not fun last week so we are not eager to get back on the road. money is not important but we made ten dollars and we only had enough for half a burger each per day… tonight perverts again plays the happy dog so come watch us while you eat a nice dinner with your family.

Saturday, January 3, 2015

more on figgy pudding

OK alex here. perhaps we were too brief and perhaps we were not clear. we have compiled and released the most cutting itch compilation to have hit the cleveland area near w. 117th st. since punk was began. the tapes are brown and include a full-color insert which includes an explanation and some high quality mumbo jumbo. since we wanted to keep the tapes themselves simple, please allow me to give some biographical background information about each of the contributing artists. and yes we know there is no diversity on this album yes it was not intentional:

Perverts Again: Perverts Again are the same band members as cruelster, only they each handed off their instrument clockwise, or perhaps counterclockwise, depending on where in the room you are standing. and you will be standing in a room, because these perverts don't play outdoor gigs. the bass was traded with singer. the drum was traded with guitarist. now you have perverts again, which sounds like rap and pop with a little bit of post-punk sprinkled on top, like a sawdust-ass-muffin. they are perverts and they are back again, and they will return again and again, all over again... their track is the title track because i came up with the idea for this comp so i am allowed to do that god damn it.  

Know-So: Know-So is three teens from Parma who decided to strain their throats, buy a guitar strap, and see what the hell would happen when they plugged their dingy secondhand gear into a state-of-the-art four-track recorder. it turns out it sounded a lot like this. Know-So are currently in prison for having done to much damage to the city of Parma. if you know Parma, you know it has a big polish population. they also have a popular donut place. well it turns out Know-So bombed the donut place (relax they helped rebuild it) and then they cursed every polish person in parma. it was just a big racist joke, but the police dont like curses, so they are in jail right now. one of the band members is also a murderer sh i dont think i'll tell if you dont, but lets get them out of prison. bail is pretty cheap, like a dozen dollars maybe?



Kid Gone Crazy: he will fuck up your entire world. he will grab you by your shoulders, scream in your face, pour his spit from his wet tongue to your snotty nose, and he will make you insane, mad, crazy. the kid will rip off his shirt and jump from bed to bed until he has found the orphan he would like to attack. the attacks arent that bad but i dont think you should fight back. he wrote this song about a recent experience in which he was invited to spend the christmas holidays with his family (the Crazys?) and they were just too dumb for him. turns out his cousins just wanted to play and his grandma wanted help cooking? it was pretty terrible for him and we here at turbine piss are just glad he was able to get his thoughts out there through a ravishingly insane track entitled "fucking pudding."  

The fuck junkies: I was really hesitant to put them on the comp because their voices are so soft and they are always wearing woollen winter gear that makes me sweat to look at. they have rosy cheeks and they are probably chubby but you cant tell because theyre always wearing baggy winter clothes. their skin is freckled with glitter. i explained what the compilation would be and they grinned and you just want to kick them when you see them grin. but i let them grin and told them "you can be on the comp if you play at least one show per month for the next year. i dont want just solo bullshit on this comp" but you know what they havent booked any shows and yet here they are. i don't know what this song is about but maybe everyone will like it; i know i cant help but mosh in my room when i hear the track, honestly.  



Vomit Amigo: Vomit Amigo is a staunchly conservative Christian dance band from bay village, ohio. it is actually just one person, but you wont catch him without his rosary. he will kick your ass for his rosary. it is almost like a taunt. it's very sparkly so you want to grab it, but if you grab it he will lay you flat on the ground with his fist and pound you like a slab of red meat and boy will you be red from the blood and bruises. that being said, this song will make you feel nostalgic for a recent holiday long since passed: thats right, this is a christmas song. finally we have an artist who is not afraid to say what we're all thinking when those pc loons tell each other "happy holidays" as if "christmas" isn't a thing anymore. to be honest i am atheist but i can admire a christian standing up for his beliefs. Vomit Amigo will probably have some cassette releases from turbine piss in the future, and i believe he will be playing shows. just make sure you bring your bib because you will drool because he actually hot?


Jymptom: when I found out one of my good friends had a different first name than the one he told everyone, i was shocked to say the least. the real name started with a "j," but luckily he took the cool word "symptom" and gave it a nice old "j" instead of the boring ass "s." he is a nice person with impeccable taste in music. he may describe himself as ambient or drone or even noise, but i am not the person to ask about such things. to me, punk is punk. when i hear jymptom, I hear strains of the iggy and the stooges, or the dolls, hell, even a trace of "The Clash" DNA. its like what joe strummer would be making if he were still around today rip. this song will blow out your ears but to be honest the best thing about it is the shock to your system when youre listening to the comp through and through. the physical copy version, which can be bought at shows or at our bandcamp, has special sound clips that i think enhance this song by a bit but thats not to say jymptom isnt talented in his own right. the title of the song is "figgy pigment"; what does that mean? well, listen to the lyrics and you'll find out fast, chief.



Gummy C: we were in 10th grade sitting in a tight circle of both friends and enemies. i would be lying if i said there wasnt a girl on my mind. she was a emo cheerleader from a neighboring town, and she was an enigma if i ever met one. i wanted her to like me. she said she liked me. so i asked her out over the phone. we talked for three hours, late into the night, never a lull in the conversation. she would get "loopy" when tired, and it was creepy not cute. she would speak as if she just choked down a bottle of liquer, but no her body was just realllly tired. the conversation that night would end, as they would throughout the duration of our relationship, with her falling asleep whilst talking to me. we hung out a couple times but she was always grounded. we were supposed to hang out a lot over winter break but she got grounded for shoplifting. it turned my world upside down. how was i supposed to make the time pass? i spent time with friends. i worked on music. i made life work for the time being, and work it did. we were sitting in a tight circle at a sleepover, the chilly december air not making a fuck on my enjoyment. someone had a beat up acoustic guitar and we played hella scary riffs and rapped over them. we rapped about gummies and sex. there was a new young man, hair long as a herman melville magnum opus, impressive eyebrows, and an irresistable grin. his name was cassin, and he was the best rapper of the night. he earned the rap name "gummy c". years later, we spent many days on the road together, until he went to seattle for a year, until he recently returned with a vengeance and a new song. it wasnt rap but it was gummy c. will gummy c play shows? no! will gummy c make more music? no! is gummy c in other bands? yes! will i link you to those bands right now, or at least tell you their names? no!


Throbbin Robin Bangkok: when i was 11 years old, my dad took me to now that's class for the first time. i remember the first time i squeezed my tubby adolescent body between bar stool and booth and punk, and my dad led me to the basement, which we in cleveland call "club atlantis." it is basically like the bar but theres no bar and you can basically do anything you want. one time cruelster recreated the hanging gardens of babylon and got dirt everywhere. my dad led me down, talked to some friends and passed me a joint. my eyes lit up with wonder - "a smoke?" - but my dad yanked the joint away, screaming in my face "youre fucking 11." the boys behind him laughed. i smiled because i wanted them to like me. the one who laughed the hardest, the one who grew the weed for the joint, well his name was throbbin robin bangkok. Throbbin. Robin. Bangkok. and yes we all know what youre thinking. youre thinking about penises, arent you. you are probably even thinking of your own damn penis. well listen to this song and you'll find out that it stands out because it sounds so damn good. it sounds like if iggy and the stooges did a split EP with the heartbreakers and the dolls and had bob marley produce it. you'll like what you hear and if you dont like holiday cheer maybe you should just listen to this song because it has nothing to do with any holiday and to be honest? i cant tell what the singer is saying.



Puck: you love anakin skywalker. you have an eyebrow. there is a shock of white in your hair. you are a misfit. outcast. leftovers. reject. you yearn for punk. well guess what aniston, thats what happened with puck. he was that misfit. in 8th grade, he danced and loved music. strong of irish heritage, he listened to dropkick murphys first, then later he got into the heavy shit like roger miret in the disasters. he wanted a punk cut instead of his bowl cut, so he gradually transitioned into it by styling his hair into a jimmy neutron type look. it passed off as a joke and he could do it in the hallway after mom dropped him off. all he had to do was place one palm over the other then rub his bangs vigorously. he looked wild, something like a wolfe. he was himself, but when his hair was wild and punk, he was puck. his holds would fold into mittens, he would suck in his lips, and pinch people. when he would pinch he would say things like "give me a treat." sometimes he would fix his gaze on you, say "acquire friend?" then storm over to you and pinch you, hard, while saying "friend acquired!" he had a faint british accent. when the boy who was puck grew to adulthood, he moved to the southwest for college, and has resided there ever since, aside from the occasional visit home. but puck has not died. no, instead puck creates holiday songs once a year. this one was influenced by a recent trip to latin america, hence the salsa influence. its personally my least favorite track on the comp but thats just because i know a garage band backing track when i hear one. his voice is heavenly as hell though.

there you have it. i had a great time typing this all up for you guys so i hope you read it and tell your friends and stop reading books and start having more meaningful conversations with the police and the asshole firefighters who nobody ever complains about.

just to set the goddamn record straight, there is a radio show on 89.3 WCSB in the Cleveland area called "turbine piss" something, and they have NO affiliation with us and can fuck RIGHT off. actually its mike who is deeply involved with this label but he named his radio show after us and it dont make sense but deal with it. this is alex by the way

figgy pudding

damn some things are happening. new cassette compilation FIGGY PUDDING just came out at the sentenced/treatment gig last night. only 30 made, all cutting edge trax by new cleveland bands that youve never hearda before. if you want to buy one then email turbinepissrecords@gmail.com and we'll set u up like a good father would. 



new cruelster 7" "terminal windmill" is on its way and perverts again have begun work on a new LP, all to be released by turbine piss. peterwalkee records in buffalo will be releasing a new cruelster 7" in spring.