um its been a while. PERVERTS AGAIN are hard at work writing songs, and will be performing with REAL REGULAR (playing sets at the same time in the same room) on christmas day. piss, nathan, is working on a new punk person zine called PUS and the release date/show in february 13th and man it will be an ok time.
also CRUELSTER is touring their way to TEXAS to play BAD ASS WEEKEND. here are those dates:
feb 23 - NWI
feb 24 - st louis
feb 25 - dallas
feb 26 - austin
feb 28 - bad ass weekend. daytime show with beta boys, nasa space universe, and total abuse
march 1 - nashville
more east coast dates will be added soon, for a two week tour in APRIL.
MORE LABEL NEWS:
NEW TAPE COMP "FIGGY PUDDING" COMING SOON IN A WEEK OR TWO!!! a tape compilation featuring PERVERTS AGAIN, REAL REGULAR, CRUELSTER, and some experimental garbage from various SOLO ARTISTS. will post a purchase button for those soon.
new CRUELSTER 7", "terminal windmill", is on its way. trying to get another label to put it out so we can become famous. if not we will release it on turbine piss and also get famous. the CRUELSTER lp's are completely sold out, and the CRUELSTER/PUTRID CAUSE SPLIT 7"s are also almost sold out.
new SMOOTH BRAIN 7" coming soon...it will be a split release with cleveland punk person RICHARD from SAUCEPAN RECORDS.
Monday, December 15, 2014
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
hello. click "buy now" to purchase the CRUELSTER/PUTRID CAUSE SPLIT 7"....its really fucken good, guy.
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
we (cruelster) got back from our 2nd big solo tour. much better. that's more like it. i can't believe how many bands came and paid six bux or less to come see us.
we had 40 test presses made of our split with PUTRID CAUSE. and we sold out of them on tour. so if you bought one, then surprise its a test press. the full pressing will arrive on our shitporch any moment now. more info about how you can buy them later.
NEWER NEWS:
we have a new band called PERVERTS AGAIN. we are almost done with our demo tapes called "perverts again all over again". those will be up for sale shortly. for fans of meatball rock and gregorian chants. we made this band mostly so cruelster can stop playing so many cleveland gigs people hate us here.
we are also putting out a new CRUELSTER 7" called "TERMINAL WINDMILL" featuring rerecorded versions of our side of the born wrong split. expect that late fall or winter. (listen to those songs here)
here are some new reviews of the cruelster record
maximum rock n roll:
cretins of distortion zine #3:
BIGGEST NEWS: german label PHOBIACT RECORDS is releasing our LP "potatoe boys" in germany. they will come with giant posters. we are getting 100 copies in the US and the rest will be available in germany. they will arrive in a month. they are very fancy and we are scared and honored to be famous in germany.
EMAIL TURBINEPISSRECORDS@GMAIL.COM WITH ANY QUESTIONS OR TO BUY THING
-PI$$
we had 40 test presses made of our split with PUTRID CAUSE. and we sold out of them on tour. so if you bought one, then surprise its a test press. the full pressing will arrive on our shitporch any moment now. more info about how you can buy them later.
NEWER NEWS:
we have a new band called PERVERTS AGAIN. we are almost done with our demo tapes called "perverts again all over again". those will be up for sale shortly. for fans of meatball rock and gregorian chants. we made this band mostly so cruelster can stop playing so many cleveland gigs people hate us here.
we are also putting out a new CRUELSTER 7" called "TERMINAL WINDMILL" featuring rerecorded versions of our side of the born wrong split. expect that late fall or winter. (listen to those songs here)
here are some new reviews of the cruelster record
maximum rock n roll:
cretins of distortion zine #3:
BIGGEST NEWS: german label PHOBIACT RECORDS is releasing our LP "potatoe boys" in germany. they will come with giant posters. we are getting 100 copies in the US and the rest will be available in germany. they will arrive in a month. they are very fancy and we are scared and honored to be famous in germany.
EMAIL TURBINEPISSRECORDS@GMAIL.COM WITH ANY QUESTIONS OR TO BUY THING
-PI$$
Thursday, May 29, 2014
CRUELSTER JUNE 2014 TOUR
june 12 - chicago, IL @ eat the life show. venue will be posted asap
june 13 - springfield, IL @ dumb fest
june 14 - st. louis, MO @ need help
june 15 - tulsa, OK @ soundpony
june 16 - denton, tx @ j&j's pizza
june 17 - austin, TX @ house show (email for address)
june 18 - houston, TX @ mango's
june 19 - new orleans, LA @ hey cafe
june 20 - nashville, TN @ TBA
june 21 - columbus, OH @ cafe bourbon st. (CRUELSTER/PUTRID CAUSE 7" RELEASE SHOW)
june 22 - pittsburgh, PA @ the rock room
june 23 - philadelphia, PA @ golden tea house
june 24 - buffalo, NY @ glitterbox (basement)
turbinepissrecords@gmail.com
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
cruelster is going on tour. please email turbinepissrecords@gmail.com for more info. most shows are being worked on, venues will b posted soon.
CRUELSTER JUNE 2014 TOUR
june 12 - chicago, IL
june 13 - springfield, IL @ dumb fest
june 14 - st. louis, MO
june 15 - tulsa, OK @ soundpony
june 16 - dallas, TX
june 17 - austin, TX
june 18 - houston, TX
june 19 - new orleans, LA
june 20 - nashville, TN
june 21 - columbus, OH @ cafe bourbon st.
june 22 - pittsburgh, PA
june 23 - philadelphia, PA
june 24 - buffalo, NY
P.S. the PUTRID CAUSE/CRUELSTER split comes out in may. it is being pressed right nowThursday, February 20, 2014
yes-yes record putrid cause's side of the split today. yesyes is intelligent
putrid cause is a band from columbus. these were their first recordings and i like it like hell. the songs sound like gism on speed played by teenage rebels.
the split will be out late spring on TURBINE PISS RECORDS
WE PLAYED A SHOW TONIGHT,,,,,WHIZ COULDNT MAKE IT,,,,HE WILL BE BACK SOON I SUPPOSE,,,,,,,,,,,AN OLD FRIEND.....JYMPTOM,, FILLED IN ON BASS AND IT WAS WELL,,,,,,,,
-Piss
putrid cause is a band from columbus. these were their first recordings and i like it like hell. the songs sound like gism on speed played by teenage rebels.
the split will be out late spring on TURBINE PISS RECORDS
WE PLAYED A SHOW TONIGHT,,,,,WHIZ COULDNT MAKE IT,,,,HE WILL BE BACK SOON I SUPPOSE,,,,,,,,,,,AN OLD FRIEND.....JYMPTOM,, FILLED IN ON BASS AND IT WAS WELL,,,,,,,,
-Piss
Thursday, February 13, 2014
from the lost files of whiz (died 1/24/14)
after whiz died a file cabinet was found full of intelligent files like this:
You are driving on the highway. To your left, a ratty
minivan. Behind you, an insolent monken mongrel is flashing his high beams at
you, so bright that you can’t determine the make and model of his vehicle,
urging you to switch lanes. Perhaps he has to use the restroom, and he needs to
clear his path so that he can travel to the toilet more swiftly. He turns off
his high beams for a split second, and you catch a glimpse of his gray eyes,
circled with dead, brown skin; he has lived a difficult life, and a
bathroom-themed accident on the highway would not be a fair addition to his
presumably long list of woes. You wrestle with the decision to let him pass you
or not. However, it is no matter, for you are approaching a turbine.
Its propellers blow easily in the evening wind. It makes a whoosh so silently that it might not be
making any sound at all. Its silver-white glimmer gives it a mythological
quality, like the ancient Egyptian limestone obelisks of old. Could the
turbine, too, be built from limestone? No, no. Alas, in our materialistic
society, none, particularly not the college-educated wind engineers, would dare
use precious raw ore to develop such a seemingly mundane tool as the turbine.
It is built from a composite of hard plastic, white steel, and solid poison.
The last ingredient is surprising: poison is either liquid or gaseous, is it
not? It is not. Solid poison goes easily unnoticed in the daily errands of
human life. It is white, grainy, and can be blended with many materials. It is
a pure carcinogen: its only scientific property, its involuntary goal, one
might say, is to spread disease, infections, cancer, conditions, and, last but
not least, syndromes. If it is not already apparent, turbines are syndromous;
turbines are absolutely deadly, and it is not only because of the solid poison.
There are many facets to these dangerous constructs hiding so complacently in
plain sight. And the gray-eyed man behind you, his highbeams, life itself, for
that matter; these things all prevent you from ever, ever noticing the turbine. The same turbine you pass every day on
your way home from activities. No wonder you go home sick every day. No wonder
the gray-eyed man has to use the restroom.
It is my sole duty for the foreseeable future to disseminate
information on the harmful qualities of turbines. I have been assigned this
task by a higher power and it brings me no pleasure. There are advantages to
the existence of turbines, but few have the skills or resources to utilize
these advantages. The best way to live with turbines is to avoid them as often
as possible and risk only mild forms of cancer and conditions, or to destroy
them all together. Please join me as I document the terrors of this technology
until my task is deemed complete.
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
We are TURBINE PISS records. Created to release our own records and tapes but we will release other stuff. Our first release, the debut CRUELSTER - "POTATOE BOYS" LP is a split release with two other labels, Root of Evil Collective, and All We Know Records.
You can download it for free here:
http://cruelster.bandcamp.com/
We have the records but the record technically still isn't "out." We are waiting for the covers to be screenprinted. If you want you can buy the physical copy at the link above or e-mail TURBINEPISSRECORDS (at) GMAIL (dot) COM
You can download it for free here:
http://cruelster.bandcamp.com/
We have the records but the record technically still isn't "out." We are waiting for the covers to be screenprinted. If you want you can buy the physical copy at the link above or e-mail TURBINEPISSRECORDS (at) GMAIL (dot) COM
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