records, cassettes, and VHS tapes for ugly little anistons
Saturday, November 14, 2015
Thursday, November 5, 2015
THE PERVERTS AGAIN RECORD IS HERE...
and it was not released by us!!! it was released, in full, by NON-COMMERCIAL RECORDS, the famous north american label that has famously released clasic cleveland records by INMATES, CIDER, H-100'S, DARVOCETS, and trillions more. we are doing a write up on this site because everyone involved in this label is in the band PERVERTS AGAIN (even though two of them didnt help pay for the nite school 7"....) and we worked tirelessly to produce an album with full songs that were diff from the quick blurts of riffs that cruelster songs have been in the past, though still very talented and genius none the less. it has a sound like you've never heard before... something like if EMINEM was the singer of CRUELSTER and all the songs were slowed down. please enjoy this giant press release from PAUL of NON-COMMERICAL RECORDS, as well as a kind and humorous (albiet misleadingly rapey) review by CHRISTINA PAP of AUSTRALIA's BLOW BLOOD RECORDS and VANILLA POPPERS:
"OK I swore to myself that I would never put another record out. Mainly because I have no free time and I suck at it. But I loved this recording so much, it deserved to be heard and they needed someone to get it to the masses! So trust me when I say this shit destroys. Not one of my usually aggressive, hardcore punk releases on this pathetic label. I guess you would call it punk, but is much more than that and much weirder. Super catchy Cleveland weirdo shit made by 4 friends in their early 20's. Only 300 made ever. Most likely my last release so buy 'dis shiite.
-Paulito NON-COMMERCIAL RECORDS Est. 1994
Check out this review !!
Wearing shades, sporting a dirty comb over and leaning back in the drivers seat of a rusted out jalopy. He sits across the road and shamelessly eyes off children laughing while playing ball during recess time. He’s a pervert again, but what happens in the day or goes through the mind of a man that looks at kiddies clothes like it’s girls gone wild on spring break? A solemn guitar opens, hitting one note with mindless repetition, the rest of the instruments soon introducing themselves and a dull voice that is not surprised anymore by any obscenities he sees or that happens to him. From the kids that brought you CRUELSTER, it’s the day in the life of a fucking loser - a pervert again and always.
Alone in a world of absurdity, the drums keep you walking in the same spot while a comically dark world moves around you, the guitars squeals and bass lines stomp around you creating bleak characters viewed through eyes beaten down living in Cleveland Ohio. Living in a bubble of selfish gluttony and isolation, refusing to integrate in the world but having no choice to live in it anyway. From warnings about the dangers of knifes, bullets and bombs to complaining about falling over and hurting your knee. They produce depraved punk tunes with a garage over-tune to groove to. Watching them perform live, they march to a steady beat of their own weird lives. You’re a pervert in life, doing things considered unacceptable and shameful, they just put all that dumb simple yet unacceptably perverted life jibberish that no one cares about into song form.
“Our Big Party” - Perverts Again invite you to listen to a new wave of punk coming from their lives residing by the mistake by the lake in Cleveland, Ohio. Out now on the degenerative “Non Commercial Records” that introduced you to cult punk gems like INMATES, CIDER, H100’s, The DARVOCETs and other dirty favourites.
Retail not inc. post: $12 plus shipping Wholesale (more than 5) not inc. post: $10 wholesale Contact: Email Paul for final price Paypal: ntc11213(at)gmail(dot)com"
as you can see MY MIND'S EYE, cleveland record store, now has copies. it will make its way to distros very soon....if you would like wholesale copies then contact ntc11213@gmail.com..
and it was not released by us!!! it was released, in full, by NON-COMMERCIAL RECORDS, the famous north american label that has famously released clasic cleveland records by INMATES, CIDER, H-100'S, DARVOCETS, and trillions more. we are doing a write up on this site because everyone involved in this label is in the band PERVERTS AGAIN (even though two of them didnt help pay for the nite school 7"....) and we worked tirelessly to produce an album with full songs that were diff from the quick blurts of riffs that cruelster songs have been in the past, though still very talented and genius none the less. it has a sound like you've never heard before... something like if EMINEM was the singer of CRUELSTER and all the songs were slowed down. please enjoy this giant press release from PAUL of NON-COMMERICAL RECORDS, as well as a kind and humorous (albiet misleadingly rapey) review by CHRISTINA PAP of AUSTRALIA's BLOW BLOOD RECORDS and VANILLA POPPERS:
"OK I swore to myself that I would never put another record out. Mainly because I have no free time and I suck at it. But I loved this recording so much, it deserved to be heard and they needed someone to get it to the masses! So trust me when I say this shit destroys. Not one of my usually aggressive, hardcore punk releases on this pathetic label. I guess you would call it punk, but is much more than that and much weirder. Super catchy Cleveland weirdo shit made by 4 friends in their early 20's. Only 300 made ever. Most likely my last release so buy 'dis shiite.
-Paulito NON-COMMERCIAL RECORDS Est. 1994
Check out this review !!
Wearing shades, sporting a dirty comb over and leaning back in the drivers seat of a rusted out jalopy. He sits across the road and shamelessly eyes off children laughing while playing ball during recess time. He’s a pervert again, but what happens in the day or goes through the mind of a man that looks at kiddies clothes like it’s girls gone wild on spring break? A solemn guitar opens, hitting one note with mindless repetition, the rest of the instruments soon introducing themselves and a dull voice that is not surprised anymore by any obscenities he sees or that happens to him. From the kids that brought you CRUELSTER, it’s the day in the life of a fucking loser - a pervert again and always.
Alone in a world of absurdity, the drums keep you walking in the same spot while a comically dark world moves around you, the guitars squeals and bass lines stomp around you creating bleak characters viewed through eyes beaten down living in Cleveland Ohio. Living in a bubble of selfish gluttony and isolation, refusing to integrate in the world but having no choice to live in it anyway. From warnings about the dangers of knifes, bullets and bombs to complaining about falling over and hurting your knee. They produce depraved punk tunes with a garage over-tune to groove to. Watching them perform live, they march to a steady beat of their own weird lives. You’re a pervert in life, doing things considered unacceptable and shameful, they just put all that dumb simple yet unacceptably perverted life jibberish that no one cares about into song form.
“Our Big Party” - Perverts Again invite you to listen to a new wave of punk coming from their lives residing by the mistake by the lake in Cleveland, Ohio. Out now on the degenerative “Non Commercial Records” that introduced you to cult punk gems like INMATES, CIDER, H100’s, The DARVOCETs and other dirty favourites.
Retail not inc. post: $12 plus shipping Wholesale (more than 5) not inc. post: $10 wholesale Contact: Email Paul for final price Paypal: ntc11213(at)gmail(dot)com"
as you can see MY MIND'S EYE, cleveland record store, now has copies. it will make its way to distros very soon....if you would like wholesale copies then contact ntc11213@gmail.com..
Monday, September 7, 2015
nite school. where to begin. well Firstly, i will say that i do not know if the band prefers the spelling NIGHT SCHOOL or NITE SCHOOL, and i also know that there are many other bands called night school, so for the sake of punk history text books, we will refer to them as NITE SCHOOL.
we first heard of NITE SCHOOL when we went to record a smooth brain 7" at the 71st door (aka BLACK EYE...A big scary house on the east side that is no longer around but was cool when it was). kevin, drummer of smooth brain, (and also world famous member of NINE SHOCKS TERROR, PLEASURE LEFTISTS, and THE MORMONS) told us he and Steve (world famous member of NINE SHOCKS TERROR, PLEASURE LEFTISTS, HOMOSTUPIDS, FOLDED SHIRT, and THE MORMONS), were jamming some punk tunes with BRANDON from the nationally renowned punk group from bufalo BROWN SUGAR. PAUL MACCARONE (world famous recorder of all good cleveland bands of the past decade) would be the one to record it.
so yea, 3 men, get together to write punk songs but um....no singer... so they recorded the songs and i heard through the grape vine that they wanted a BAD NOID to sing, they didnt give a fuck who they just really wanted a NOID ON VOCALS!!! their first pick was tom but he couldnt get a ride to the recording session?? so GEORGE who plays GUITAR for BAD NOIDS stepped up to the plate and recorded vocals for all the songs and then gave it to kevin and steve and said um hope you like it. i think they liked it because we made it a 7".
which leads me to my next point....we had heard these songs a lot but these guys never did anything with it so i think richard (of the legendary SAUCEPAN RECORDS) said well if no one is going to release this and you boys dont give a fuck if these recordings will live or die, god damn it i will find 3 or 4 other suckers to help me put it out!!!! so he asked us and then we were gonna do a split label release between TURBINE PISS, SAUCEPAN, and FERAL KID, but FERAL KID some how got lost in the mix because i dont think they have anything to do with this release. so BRANDON from BROWN SUGAR co-released it with us, and GEORGE the SINGER helped release it, and of course SAUCEPAN and then US. so we only got 100 presssed so its going to be very rare someday when some fat BLOG ADDICT with a homostupids tattoo decides its a CLASSIC.
so finally a forgotten recording from 2013 featuring all members from the best REGIONAL punk bands is released and you need it now mister. it is midtempo and it is bouncy and it is scary and it sounds like they are wearing leather jackets and spitting on you but really they are all wearing levi 511's and paying their bills on time. for fans of BROWN SUGAR, ADOLESCENTS, and RANCID.
if you are a idiot online distro please make this your description thanks:
"Red hot smegma punk featuring members of 9 SHOCKS TERROR, HOMOSTUPIDS, PLEASURE LEFTISTS, BROWN SUGAR, and BAD NOIDS.... Truly an ensemble for Winnie-The-Pooh's like you!"
LISTEN!!!
to purchase please email turbinepissrecords@gmail.com
so yea, 3 men, get together to write punk songs but um....no singer... so they recorded the songs and i heard through the grape vine that they wanted a BAD NOID to sing, they didnt give a fuck who they just really wanted a NOID ON VOCALS!!! their first pick was tom but he couldnt get a ride to the recording session?? so GEORGE who plays GUITAR for BAD NOIDS stepped up to the plate and recorded vocals for all the songs and then gave it to kevin and steve and said um hope you like it. i think they liked it because we made it a 7".
which leads me to my next point....we had heard these songs a lot but these guys never did anything with it so i think richard (of the legendary SAUCEPAN RECORDS) said well if no one is going to release this and you boys dont give a fuck if these recordings will live or die, god damn it i will find 3 or 4 other suckers to help me put it out!!!! so he asked us and then we were gonna do a split label release between TURBINE PISS, SAUCEPAN, and FERAL KID, but FERAL KID some how got lost in the mix because i dont think they have anything to do with this release. so BRANDON from BROWN SUGAR co-released it with us, and GEORGE the SINGER helped release it, and of course SAUCEPAN and then US. so we only got 100 presssed so its going to be very rare someday when some fat BLOG ADDICT with a homostupids tattoo decides its a CLASSIC.
so finally a forgotten recording from 2013 featuring all members from the best REGIONAL punk bands is released and you need it now mister. it is midtempo and it is bouncy and it is scary and it sounds like they are wearing leather jackets and spitting on you but really they are all wearing levi 511's and paying their bills on time. for fans of BROWN SUGAR, ADOLESCENTS, and RANCID.
if you are a idiot online distro please make this your description thanks:
"Red hot smegma punk featuring members of 9 SHOCKS TERROR, HOMOSTUPIDS, PLEASURE LEFTISTS, BROWN SUGAR, and BAD NOIDS.... Truly an ensemble for Winnie-The-Pooh's like you!"
LISTEN!!!
to purchase please email turbinepissrecords@gmail.com
Saturday, August 1, 2015
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
CRUELSTER TOUR 2015
welp its a big tour comin up we are doing midwest and big canada and scraping the coast. we will have our brand new 100% turbine piss 7" with us. come meet us, find out what we look like, why we are the way we are, and what we are going to be doing that nite. if you dont have a ipod, u should probably get one soon..here are the dates
make them wonder why
in the year 2015
8/7 - urbana, IL @ dingbat dungeon w/ urochromes
https://www.facebook.com/events/890761901020921/
8/8 - minneapolis, MN @ the rathole w/ urochromes
https://www.facebook.com/events/797914266982358/
8/9 - winnipeg, MB @ punk club 248
https://www.facebook.com/events/111233129220786/
8/10 - calgary, AB @ tubby dog
https://www.facebook.com/events/1626192114306052/
8/11 - kamloops, BC @ zach's tea and coffee
https://www.facebook.com/events/701831909922417/
8/12 - vancouver, BC @ 333
https://www.facebook.com/events/1412900495700813/
8/13 - seattle, WA @ my tunnel
https://www.facebook.com/events/915173018556268/
8/14 - portland, OR @ tba
8/15 - los angeles, CA @ beserktown ii
https://www.facebook.com/events/1396282097357141/
8/16 - sacramento, CA @ the colony
https://www.facebook.com/events/860242797374344/
8/17 - san francisco, CA @ honey hive
https://www.facebook.com/events/746499248803901/
8/19 - salt lake city, UT @ broadway deli
8/21 - st.louis, MO @ foam coffee and beer
https://www.facebook.com/events/1147785755238302/
8/22 - pittsburgh, PA @ skull fest
https://www.facebook.com/events/881990855223362/
make them wonder why
in the year 2015
8/7 - urbana, IL @ dingbat dungeon w/ urochromes
https://www.facebook.com/events/890761901020921/
8/8 - minneapolis, MN @ the rathole w/ urochromes
https://www.facebook.com/events/797914266982358/
8/9 - winnipeg, MB @ punk club 248
https://www.facebook.com/events/111233129220786/
8/10 - calgary, AB @ tubby dog
https://www.facebook.com/events/1626192114306052/
8/11 - kamloops, BC @ zach's tea and coffee
https://www.facebook.com/events/701831909922417/
8/12 - vancouver, BC @ 333
https://www.facebook.com/events/1412900495700813/
8/13 - seattle, WA @ my tunnel
https://www.facebook.com/events/915173018556268/
8/14 - portland, OR @ tba
8/15 - los angeles, CA @ beserktown ii
https://www.facebook.com/events/1396282097357141/
8/16 - sacramento, CA @ the colony
https://www.facebook.com/events/860242797374344/
8/17 - san francisco, CA @ honey hive
https://www.facebook.com/events/746499248803901/
8/19 - salt lake city, UT @ broadway deli
8/21 - st.louis, MO @ foam coffee and beer
https://www.facebook.com/events/1147785755238302/
8/22 - pittsburgh, PA @ skull fest
https://www.facebook.com/events/881990855223362/
Sunday, May 31, 2015
knew tape from know-so. known as piss from cruelster, and nathan from smooth brain... solo tape with kid gone crazy on drums. order now...very limited. spiraling nonsynth punk from the suburban sewer. first demo recorded on 4 track in march 2015, EP coming soon. give them revenge. give those people revenge and buy this tape
Monday, April 20, 2015
NEW CRUELSTER 7"
hello nasties. new cruelster 7" record titled "terminal windmill" is out with a bang. please buy at the paypal link below. if you would like to order differently, email turbinepissrecords@gmail.com. records ship in early may. this is not the actual art. the actual art is currently a surprise.
we have created different record combo's in case you want to buy other cruelster records too. please email us if you have any questions. i know that this is a very unfortunate way to order a record.
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