europe tour

exciting but we are so scared. we are about to drive to europe with no driver and it’s stick shift. but we chose this . but first some other news

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THE CARP new LP “knock your block off” is coming september 20th on total punk. we are so excited to be back in the saddle with total punk. the carp is a 3 piece band me (Pissie aka Nate) yesyes and KGC started when we would wait for others to show up for practice. we wanted to flaunt the ways in which we can write songs. produced by Eric nervous, here is our first single, an homage to our hometown . Listen and preorder at https://totalpunkrecords.bandcamp.com/album/knock-your-block-off-2

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also we have news about the new cruelster album coming really soon. it is pretty big news. many haters are disturbed by it.. but it is funn and exciting and it will be huge huge oh my gosh.

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we are playing a tour kick off show at happy dog on 8/17 while everyone is at skull fest. two detroit bands are playing (h8 mile and ménage detroit). <br><br>every last one of us, on different flights, leave for tour on 8/22 ans 8/23. here are the dates and as many details as I can find <br> <br>

Saturday 24.08 ITALY - tba <br>
Sunday 25.8 BURGHAUSEN – tba <br>
Monday 26.08 WÜRZBURG – IMMERHIN <br>
Tuesday 27.08 DRESDEN -Heartbreak Hotel <br>
Wednesday 28.08 HALLE – COP <br>
Thursday 29.08 BERLIN – OGH <br>
Friday 30.08 HAMBURG – GET LOST FEST X <br>
Saturday 31.08 BREMEN – HORNER ECK <br>
Sunday 01.09 Rotterdam – tba <br>
Monday 02.09 BUXELLES – LE CHAFF <br>
Tuesday 03.09 ANWERPEN – ANTWERP MUSIC CITY <br>
Wednesday 04.09 KÖLN – Privat <br>
Thursday 05.09 MANNNHEIM – JUZ <br>
Friday 06.09 KREUZLINGEN – HORST <br>
Saturday 07.09 PARMA – TBA

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 art consumed by the masses was created by rich kids or kids with rich parents. if your parents are rich you are rich unless they arent giving you that money when they become skeletons. art created by rich kids or kids of rich parents is designed for the masses for mass exposure and mass appreciation and competitive desire. art from the underground is made for misfits and rejects and also tthe masses but is misunderstood by the masses . 

 gah! the CIA makes me so madd. wake up! we record cruelster guitars tonite and tomorrow nite. many near finished or fully finished projects and full LPs are going to be released this year. have labels lined up for everything, will announce those individually as they get closer. yay… what else. i hope i get back into baseball this year. my radicalized brain can enjoy almost nothing anymore. it will be ok just to play baseball with the boys, drinking beer, playing baseball with my son in the eclipsing son . catch with a footbal in the hot solar sun. i wish upon a star thati could drink unlimited cold yellow beer with no health effects and also for Anthony bourdain to WILLINGLY be there too 

4/11 - melonhead (nick and drew from yambag and Adam from choir boy and freya from show pink and also good friend sophie), knowso (not playing many shows), Erik nervous @ little rose

4/20 - cruelster @ bric a brac records in chicago (daytime) then later that night playing at bricktown in chigo 

4/26 - tyvek (old friends from detroit Cept they don’t know us but i know them -piss), burning plastic blues band (noah putting in work and getting loose), knowso 

may 3 - the carp (first show in a year) and soup activists (familiar lumpy faces from STL) and larval state (pittsburgh friends) @ little rose

june 14 - cruelster, perverts again, and a million legends @ warzone weekend in alabama 

June 15 - cruelster and piss me off in murfreesboro, TN

life is what you makeofit…

recording drums for the 3rd cruelster album on sunday. it is going to be very good according to us and i mean the time we will have making it, not the album, but the album is exciting. good news coming soon for the carp too. there was a worry that many modern labels do not want to mingle with working class punk but we found a sweet sweet spot for this new album and blue collar is back baby. uninspired punk borne of the trust fund baby is still very common and we shhould all be very frightened. let me tel you something quickly i thought about with the bluecollar workingclass situation with art. rich kids with a trust fund have a lot of free time and they end up making a little bit of art that they are then able to afford to buy connections and promote that art. lots of eyes and the common folk become numbed towards art in general becayse of its homogeneity. some rich kids with a trust fund are able to afford to take their time making art that is sophisticated and approachable to other trust fund babies and boomers and middle class and beyond. these artists can then adopt the worldview that success is not relative but black and white. we cruelster make art when we have free time and it is for people who can consume art whenever they can howveer they can find it and free as possible. art made by working class as opposed to the bored rich. if this seems like a high horse then find a blog with a moral ambiguity complex because you wont find it on this fucking bloggersite. or you are waiting for the death of a wealthy relative who loves you a lot

where the fuck?

where the fuck? definitely not on blogger. it has been over 6 years since our last post. we also made two seasons of a tv show called LITTLE LIONS DEN which was released and bought out by MEANS TV. since our last post, turbine piss records has released nuthing but turbine piss bands have never stopped:

knowso - look at the chart 12" (neck chop records 2017)

perverts again - my accident 7" (total punk records 2018)

cruelster - riot boys (lumpy records 2018)

perverts again - friday night light (total punk records 2018)

knowso - like a buzz 7" (total punk records 2019)

little lions den season 1 VHS (vhs haven 2020)

knowso - rare auld trip/psychological gardens (drunken sailor records 2021)

knowso - specialtronics green vision (drunken sailor records 2021)

the carp - demo (metaphysical bbq 2022)

little lions den season 2 (means tv 2022)

cruelster/piss me off - split tape (2023)

knowso - pulsating gore LP (sorry state records 2024)

cruelster - lost inside my mind in another state of mind singles collection LP (drunken sailor records 2024)


UPCOMING:

knowso - hypnotic smack LP (recorded, details tbd)

cruelster - 3rd LP (recorded, details tbd)

perverts again - 3rd LP (recorded, details tbd)

CRUELSTER EUROPE TOUR 23/AUG - 8/SEPT 2024